MIAMI NIGHTS WAS LIKE A GOOD FRIEND THAT ALWAYS HAS THE 411 FROM LAST NIGHTS PARTY YOU CAN’T REMEMBER,. “WRITTEN BY HIPSTERS WHO HATE MIAMI BEACH, ESPECIALLY SOUTH BEACH (EXCEPT FOR THE OCCASIONAL NON – “EXCLUSIVE” CLUB) AND WOULD RATHER SEE YOU RISK LIFE AND LIMB TO GO TO GENTRIFIED DOWNTOWN INSTEAD.ITS THOSE SAME FRIENDS THAT CAN’T WAIT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE, WITH DREAMS OF BIGGER FISH TO FRY AND GREENER PASTURES. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT THEY ARE GONE & THE PARTIES NOT SO MEMORABLE. IT SEEMS TO HAPPEN A LOT THE MAGIC CITY IS AN INTERNATIONAL DESTINATION WITH “WEEKEND APPEAL“, BUT THE LOVE AFFAIR FADES AS SOON AS YOU REALIZE LIKE SO MANY PROFESSIONALS THAT IT’S NOT A PLACE WORTH LONG TERM INVESTMENT. JUST LIKE THE MASS EXODUS OF THE MODELING INDUSTRY IN THE LATE 90′S. UNLESS YOU ARE A MIAMI NATIVE. THEN IT IS 305 FOR LIFE
